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Okay now, you may remember me. Remember what i said about them there boots? well buckle up and prepare to be blown away with the brand new product that put me in sexiness over drive. Women love an eye patch. But do you need to lose an eye to get one? NO! this damned fine beauty, our great creator, MssDollBaby, has given us the answer gents. an patch for your eye, yes yours! for every day wear. how does it work? You put it on, walk into the club, and bam,, women want to know about your patch. you now don't have them eyes wondering around, cause they locked onto your one free eye, your patch pulling them in until they realize its too late, they've been snared by a suave pirate man with the moves to go the whole nine yard for a full nine innings. are those sports relevant? no. why? cause you got a mother fuckin eye patch!
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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